[Shaun]

Reason #1- Because Bex is way more entertaining.
Reason #2- Because Lisa would come out of her shell.
Reason #3 - Because he's an arrogant jerk.
Reason #4 - The house doesn't need a walking safety guide.
Reason #5 - He will get a huge shock.
Reason #6 - Because I want to end the curse of Billy.
Reason #7 - We can laugh when his fan club make a petition claiming a fix.
Reason #8 - It will show the public that Michael doesn't need Mario
Reason #9 - To see lisa come out of her shell
Reason # 10 - Because Luke will have one less terminal to send his messages.
Reason # 11- The house will be able to have more fun without having to worry what Meatball Head is thinking
Reason #12 - Highlights will show something more entertaining than "MARIO" bitching about things people do which he does all the time.
Reason #13- Hes ugly
Reason #14- I find him and lisa in the bath together S.I.C.K!!
Reason #15 - Because he is Sly but NOT Stallone!!!!
Reason #16 - He has to stop using Mikey as a go between for his twisted plans.
Reason #17 - Because Shaun is a perfectly good name and for him to think it's not good enough is sacrilege.