[Tyrannosaurus_Rex]

I feel tired explaining to those of you to bloody dumb to realise it:

He is honest, he is funny, he is cool, he is intelligent, he is always truthful i.e. says what he thinks if someone confronts him, he has an uncanny sense of humour, he commands respect... I could go on but don't feel the need to - some of you will never grasp what a great housemate he is due to your sheer idioticness (I know that's probs not a real word).

Nasty, no. Why doesn't he walk? Um, as he's explained several times - because he doesn't want to be portrayed as a 'walker'.