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Originally posted by JustJake
So what is your story then? Test out on me and I'll tell you if it'll work.
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Well Ive been working on this all night (yeah right)
and the best Ive come up with is...
We say our Dad caught a rare strand of Albinoism due to eating to many milky bar chocolate bars, causing a freak 1/1000000 chance gentic disorder that passes onto female only children, and thats how we got Christina.
I'll just make sure I pack and afro wig and teach her how to suck her top lip and we might just pull it off with the white Jamaican story
The problem starts when we get back to Brixton though, her Nan seems a much trickier obstacle
