Well apparently there is one, I just googled it and it came up with ...
Ezekial ali Azibaijarn Alkhaiyeeda McHammed he runs a mountain goat circus act in his homeland Kazachstan and his hobbies are eating cassroles and playing scrabble with a keebab balanced on his head.
He holds the world record for using 57 phones on speed dial which also might explain why Mohammed has survived so many evictions.
However he's now been killed when an angry crowd member found him cheating with superglue on the keebab and shot him..oh well looks like Mo is gone next week now
