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Housemates have been told they have passed their task and will be rewarded with a formal dinner tonight.
Big Brother has been collecting the Housemates' salty tears in special tear receptacles as part of today's cry baby task.
Housemates have been getting in touch with their feelings, with a little help from Big Brother. Each Housemate was asked to cry, then forced to listen to sad music, a sad story and even personal insults.
Big Brother told Craig that his hair looked like it had been cut with a spoon, but the previously tear-happy hairdresser was unmoved.
It took listening to "Bright Eyes" for Orlaith to well up, but Kemal was a big disappointment. "You've only got a little moistness and that's just when I yawned at the start," he said.
"This is ludicrous," said Derek, haughtily. He was told that a wise man once said, "Man alone is born crying, lives complaining and dies disappointed," but it only made him laugh.
When asked who the wise man was, he guessed Enoch Powell. But he laughed again when he found out it was Big Brother.
But listening to "Candle In The Wind" was too much for him and the tears fell.
Big Brother tried Phil Collins out on Science. "Phil Collins makes a lot of people sad," he said, indisputably.
Anthony struggled despite being reminded of Gareth Southgate missing that penalty for England.
Makosi begged for more emotional material. "Tell me Saskia's still around or something," she pleaded. "There's a drought in Makosiland. I'll be so disappointed I failed, I will start crying when I leave. My tears are punking me."
Maxwell was determined not to cry, saying, "I'm a London boy," and could only laugh when Big Brother called him "stinky breath".
But when all the tears were counted, they had cried enough to satisfy Big Brother.
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