[Nerdler]

Channel 4 in their infinite wisdom have entered a disgrace of a person into the Big Brother cess pit this year. His name is Kemal and he is not a good thing to have on your television. For some reason this little peasant thinks he is what he calls a ‘diva’ and he is constantly referring to this term. A diva is actually a successful singer of nonoperetic music or even better it is an operatic prima donna. Now, a prima donna can either be defend as The leading woman soloist in an opera company or as A temperamental, conceited person. I think we all know which one Kemal is. He openly admits he is conceited- but he doesn’t realise he is doing it. What a gay peasant he is. I wish everyone could see through him as I can!