I'd go on in a flash, i'd love to be on BB.
As for 9 other housemates, off the top of my head:
1. Rachel Stevens - Hot!
2. Holly Willoughby - Hot!
3. Angelina Jolie - Hot!
4. Charlotte Church - Hot!
5. Michelle Trachtenberg - Hottest
6. Joss Stone - Hot and a great voice
7. Silent Bob aka Kevin Smith - Funny, Star Wars chats and no competition for my ladies!!
8. Jonathon Woss - movie chats and he's a funny guy. Too old to compete with me for the ladies
9. Peter Kay - Funniest bloke around. Hopefully no competition for the ladies, but then the ladies do always say they like a sense of humour!
And they're my perfect housemates. Actually looks like more of my hareem with a few court jesters to keep me entertained!
Shallow, moi? Whatever do you mean...
