[bigbr0ther]

Mum - Nicky because she's super nice!
Dad - Shaun because he's really interesting and funny.
Uncle - Andy because he's always wacky and fun.
Antie - Lauren because she's really nice.
Twin - Billy because we always have the same opinions/favorites; it's so weird!
Brother - Conor because I think he'd be really cool to have as a brother.
Older brother - Rocko, because he'd be really good to have as an older brother who I can look up to.
Sister - SexyHottieWithBody because then I'd have access to her sweet sexy body all day and all night long. Oh yeah!
Child - Rizwan so I could exploit his excellent graphic design skills for my own profit! Mwa-ha-ha