[Romantic Old Bird]

I sense they will give them either a ridiculously easy task or a cop out in which the winner can take them all over with reduced supplies.

The programme makers are busy patting themselves on the back for creating this successful monster. However, my guess is that Geoff Beattie and co. will be warning them that the level of unpopularity of the housemates could get out of hand.

Hence some heart warming bonding moments.

But please, no more of the physical variety.

I loved Lisa Tarbuck's comments to Jade about squashing her bare bosom up against PJ's back.

'It's not working, stop it!'

Or is it?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH