It's okay, he is only joking, and to be fair, Kemal does have better eyeliner than me. (I don't mind though, cos my nose is prettier than his.
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I should have put 'tries to wind me up', because I actually find it quite funny.
I have to say, I do agree with him (and you) about Craig, he really does seem extremely feminine in mannerisms, and the way he holds himself, y'know, his posture and gesticulations when he talks.