Any fan of Mikey knows that he is quite the hilarious person. Very witty.
That's why I think his nominations could go a bit like this.
Mikey enters the diary room to nominate.
M: Hello Big Brother.
BB: Mikey, please could you give the name of your first nomination and explain your reasons for this nomination.
M: My first nomination is for Gilbert. Gilbert entered the house on Thursday and I don't really think it's fair that he and Grape just waltz right in in the middle. I came in and everyone was saying hi to Gilbert and Grape and I was just shocked that you would put them and Nicole in so late in the game. After everything had calmed down I went up to talk to Gilbert and he wouldn't even respond which I felt was quite rude. He didn't even give me a chance to get to know him.
BB: Mikey, in case you are unaware, neither Gilbert or Grape is eligible to win the 100,000 pound prize.
M: Oh, really? That actually makes me much relieved, but why is that Big Brother?
BB: Because Gilbert and Grape are goldfish.
M: What? Goldfish?
BB: Yes, Mikey. Gilbert and Grape are fish and are not eligible to win the 100,000 pound prize.
M: Oh. Actually I'm glad you told me that Big Brother. It explains quit a bit. Can I have some time to think about who I want to nominate instead then?