[Nurse57]

Oh, I forgot. Clean shoes. I would not employ someone with dirty shoes.

My first ever interview was short but sweet. It was for a job as a bench hand in a kitchen manufacturers.

The boss came out and it went like this.

Boss: "are you religious"

Me: "no"

Boss: "do you mind having the piss taken out of you"

Me: " I could live with that"

Boss: "well you have the job as far as I am concerned. When can you start"

That was it.