[MrGaryy]

^I love them too!

Also love the whole Janice history speech

"Let me tell u something about Janice Ian. We were like best friends in middle school, I know so embarrassing right. But then I got my first boyfriend Kyle, he was so hot, and Janice was like weirdly jealous. Like I'd go out with Kyle and she'd be like "Why didn't u call me back????" and I was like "Why are you so obsessed with me!?!?!", so then for me 13th birth day party it was an all girls pool party and I told her "Jannice, I can't invite you cos I think your a lesbian!" I mean there would've been girls there in thier BATHING suits! I mean she was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, ugh, it was so retarded! Then she dropped outta school cos no one would speak to her, came back in the fall for high school - ALL of her hair shaved off and she was totally wierd.

And now I guess she's on crack!"

Also love

"Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen - It's NOT going to happen!"