Girlie - in the Times Amma said she wasn't broke, wasn't considering going back to lap-dancing and it was all a big lie. For a change.
I'm hoping that whilst intellectualising about the foreign bonk-fests they make lots of comparitive study type observations of the UK's more civilised snuggle-fests. This will of course require showing lots of footage of the different forms of snuggling. Snoozing on the sofa with your feet in each others' faces, placing pieces from board games on each others' faces, heavy breathing under the blanket whilst hiding your face and of course spooning on the bed with big grins on your face.
They can then pontificate about how snuggling is evidence of a relationship based not just on lust, but friendship too. Cue close up of friendship rings.
See, this TV malarky is quite easy. Anyone can come up with ideas that pretend to be clever, but are just an excuse to show the public what they want.
As well as a snuggle-fest I hope Brian sheds some light on his deal with Blaze. There have been so many rumours and it's about time we had some facts please.
I'd also like to see some attention given to examining the differences between what they've actually been doing and what gets reported in the press. Amma's not broke, Brian didn't have a nervous breakdown, Paul didn't call Helen a tart .... and most important Paul and Helen didn't sing a duet!