[GlitterEyes]

Found this on another site:

Whilst lying on my bed tonight,
I may give viewers quite a fright;
I’ll plot to see what food I’ll filch
And then revert to doing zilch.

Usually snoozing or even snoring,
Some people would say that I’m boring;
I’ve stashed away a toffee crisp
I’ll eat it unheard, because of my lisp.

In auditions I said that I’d be fun,
And since then nothing have I done;
I don’t think viewers like me much
In fact they may prefer my crutch.

My following has fallen fast,
Since shedding my dear plaster cast;
It gained much sympathy from the nation
and disappeared without explanation.

Marco is my friend you know,
I have a strong gaydar;
He told me to be nondescript
Bypassing all radar.

You will have seen me with my yawns,
Avoiding peeling tons of prawns;
Pretending to be so much fun
Whilst shirking that room 101.

I often will be sleeping,
And sometimes will be lunching;
But if eviction looms for me
I’ll have to start r*g m***hing.