This womans great. Here's some of the highlights of what she has to say about this weeks events; it's long but well worth the read!
"Poor, poor Darnell. OH BOO HOO HIM! Tsk, for God's sake, there are people stood about in Georgia right now, covered in dust wearing charred underpants, examining the rubble of their homes through bandaged faces with less self-pitying outlooks than Darnell, a man who has spent Summer 2008 sat on an IKEA sofa waiting for Endemol staff to fill his larder with more free food. 'Man, but, y'know!'
"It's hard! So hard for me! Y'know what I'm saying!?" says Darnell watching the rain from behind double glazed windows and eating a plate of toast and jam, "All this **** that's happening to me here, dude! I don't know if I can cope!"
"It's okay, Darnell," says Rachel soothingly, "just ten more days to get through! Stay strong, flower!"
Rachel's best friend Kat has also been kind and patient for her entire time in the house, but I don't find her as wholesome in my eyes as Rachel. Not that I think Kat is by any way secretly evil and when the lights go off at night she mutters, "The fools! I will kill them all! I will wear their skins like a raincoat! Mwah-ha-ha!"
No, I don't think that at all. I think Kat is an awfully nice person.
If you 'betray' Kat by being disloyal to her she'll go and get her cookie jar, get into bed and howl in full view of the cameras for half an hour about "People be horrible, Big Brudder, and I know no why?!", making your name mud inside the house and throughout the viewing population too. I do think, however, that Kat wields a lot of power in that house and knows how to push the right buttons to get what she wants.
Kat offers people the notion of very, very strong loyal almost fairytale friendships, but she expects the same in return.
If you take on Kat about her singing, shouting or nosiness, the chances are you'll probably get thrown out soon after. Even Rex doesn't take on Kat and, if he does, he apologises pretty sharpish then bakes her some special 'I'm sorry Kat' biscuits.
Darnell could insult Sara and call her a bitch, slut and slag all week long and no-one will quibble with him, but he was on dodgy ground the moment he made Kat cry on Monday after nominations. Kat just wants her friends in the final if you're not her friend, then you've got something to worry about.
I'm finding it difficult to care about Darnell Vs Sara. It's six of one and half a dozen of the other if you ask me. Darnell has behaved like a spoilt, repetitive little twerp for weeks now. He's had a chance to shape up, now I wish he'd ship out. Because yes, Darnell is albino and yes this must have been hard for him as he tells us on repeat, but the fact is that over the past 84 days all he's known in that house is mostly acceptance and friendship, so why is he getting worse not better?
When he first shouted "Stop hating on me you mother****ing b****!" at Bex, I thought he was on the line, but then Rachel got screamed at in an aggressive manner and to many viewers, he crossed it. Recently Darnell has been picking away at Sara calling her a slut, a slag, a dickswinger and an ugly bitch.
While Big Brother has reprimanded both Darnell and Rex for their behaviour, most of the housemates seemed to let Darnell get away with it, mainly because he tops it up with such a massive dose of self-pity afterwards that it's difficult to counter-attack.
Mo has gone down in my estimations recently too. I spent weeks fretting about him being teased by Rex and Nicole and then he goes into the Diary Room this week and nominates Rex to be Head of House and get a place in the final because then the last week will be fun because 'Rex can really stir up some ****'.
Oh yes he can, can't he Mohamed?! He's had the whole House calling you 'greedy Mo' and 'Lazy Mo' for the entire Summer. Mohamed is clearly a lot dimmer than I had him down for. Plus his behaviour around Sara has crossed the border into creepy, with his 'French Kiss me for some cider' offers. Oh and the farting. The ceaseless farting.
All day and all night. He's just rude and disgusting and thoughtless. Mo's bottom wasn't even funny at the start of the summer, but no-one had the nerve to tell him off about it so now he thinks it's his right to lie on the floor with his fat belly out, farting to high heaven, which frankly is behaviour you'd try to iron out in a six year old so they'd fit more smoothly into polite society and hopefully would have more life options than spending summer on a game show.
And think of poor Mikey's highly trained nasal passages having no choice but to sniff it in? Never mind, I suppose the £100,000 is going to be some compensation to him. Oh come on, we all know he's going to win it don't we?"
