Edit: The following was a joke! I thought it would be obvious. Of course I don't want to close down new registrations completely. Some people thought I was serious so I put up this little note. 
Please!
I am so SICK of this.
All the time a new user registers and makes a ton of posts, often repetitive, almost always in text speech, always making sure to put it in the wrong category (I mean drastically WRONG! "Lisa To Win" in the graphics thread? Where's the COMMON SENSE?), also always ensuring to either SHOUT AT ME FOR THE WHOLE POST or speak entirely in lower case (is there no middle ground? Can your post not have upper case AND lower case letters?) then, after causing a huge disturbance, LEAVES the forum after only a SINGLE WEEK!!
We already have plenty of members and the new ones contribute NOTHING, only cause the quality of the forum to deteriorate. Do the right thing for the forum. Turn OFF new registrations.
Thank you.