Sara and Kathreya have spent the last couple of hours dressed in waitress uniforms, preparing a sumptuous Sunday roast for the five Heads of House. But as Sara chopped veg in the Kitchen, disaster struck.
"I just cut my finger!" she shrieked. Everyone gathered around to have a look, and Head of House Mohamed marched straight off to find the First Aid kit.
"Check it out! That looks nasty!" Sara gasped, thrusting her finger in Head of House Darnell's face so he could have a closer look.
"We've got it under control. Get back in the Kitchen," Darnell told Kathreya authoritatively, while Mohamed dug out the antiseptic.
Seeing the commotion, Rex came over to have his say. "Come on, let's get all the Heads of House involved in this," he said, taking charge. "You're gonna need a sling. You'll be out of action for a while."
"OH IT STINGS SO BAD! THAT KILLS!" screamed Sara as Mohamed rubbed antiseptic into her finger.
"Come on, let's elevate your arm," insisted Rex.
"Oh I do not need a sling! Get lost!" laughed Sara.
"You do, otherwise the blood won't circulate around your body," insisted Rex, displaying a pretty sketchy understanding of biology.
"It speeds up the healing process," nodded Darnell.
"I can't be helpful in the Kitchen with a sling on my arm!" Sara objected as the boys bustled around her applying plasters and bandages.
"That's exactly the point," muttered Rex. "Kathreya's going to have to do it all by herself now."
All strapped up in the sling, Sara headed back to the Kitchen and the boys strode off, looking pleased with their handiwork.
"We need a health and safety report," Head of House Michael commented.
It's no laughing matter guys: this would never have happened on Mario's watch...
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