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daren told me to :P.
HEADLINE NEWS
-The Little Scamp,
Scampi himself has been jailed for 12 years following several sexual harassment claims from wounded and upset singer, Jessica Simpson. We may all know Scampi from his graphics days, but as it seems those days have been replaced with time in a cell...
-Princess
Laura recently attended a Take That drinking contest.. but as you can see from the pictures, Robbers had other ideas... half the wall went missing as they were partying, and in the end Take That had to pay £200 to replace the wall. PL was spotted later drowning her sorrows and running to Gary Barlow's room. No news has been revealed yet as to what has happened.
- The beautiful
Hannahh from Brighton was arrested last night for gross misconduct after partying. But not just ANY type of partying, obviously. She danced the funky chicken dance, In public. What WILL her friends think? Is it time Queen B has become Chicken0?
HEADLINE NEWS
- Sexy
Arneldo's Friend has been hiding some sad tales behind those gorgeous bambi eyes. In the early morning he was spotted, drunk and disorderly, claiming to Gossipgirl HERSELF
"I have sex 3 times a day, at least... I just find it relaxing, you knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.". When asked WHO he was with at the moment, he screamed "WHY DO PEOPLE ASK ME THAT?! I'M WITH THE MOLE. THE MOLE. THE MOLE. I FANCY ARNELDO INIT". He was then escorted away by bodyguards and hasn't been seen since .
[I had a picture of Arneldo but he didn't look like an italian stallion, so i was like. OOOH MYSTERY MAN! But i still left on the font from the arneldo bit, so it just made me look stupid
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NEWS JUST iN;; [recentist at the top]
- Jdizzel [JD] and Angiebabe [AB] have admitted to being "Gossip *****s". JD, who recently split up from AB, has been rather deep recently, and eventually said to AB in an argument today "We're gossip*****s, Angie. That;s who we are." It is unknown why or when they split up, but one things for sure, We don't want to mess with these ladies...
- Who'd have thought hotties would have so much trouble finding a date? Well
Hugo does! TooPerfect was spotted shunning the TiBB elite... Perhaps we should bring up some of the naked pictures of the poor lonely boy? I hear a Llama is interested in making a move on you...
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