Hey TiBB-ers, Gossipgirl here, joined by the wonderful scandalboy. You'll never be safe.
It's been a while, so I thought I might update you on a few new occurances.
Remember, Gossipgirl NEVER lies.
NEWS UPDATE:
Llamajohn is a new member of the TiBB elite, andhas come up a storm recently and has become a new member of this forum. HOWEVER, where does Llama originate? Sources say that it's his kissing technique, apparently. so girls, stay away.
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**But that hasn't stopped
JDIZZEL however. She was spotted earlier trying to make out with Llamajohn in the general chat area. What will Jdizzels on-off lover
Angiebabe think of this situation?!
THE SEX NEWS: As for older members,
Annie and
Rocko seem to have dissapeared after their ill-fated, sex-fueled relationship. What has happened?! Please message GG for more information. The last seen of them was a used condom packet in the General chat area. It hasn't been seen since.
OTHER SEX NEWS: what is going ON with our beloved
Damon? His salivating over a new science teacher has got us all hot under the cover waiting for more action. But remember when it ended in tears last year, with the PE teacher, Damon?... ohhhh so many people were picking up the pieces after all that time you'd been picking up his ****.
MORE SEX NEWS:
Ross, the self-lover and sex addict has admitted to going to complete extremes to fuel his love of sex. It reached an ultimate "high" (take that as you wish) when he admitted, EXCLUSIVELY to gossipgirl&scandalboy:
THE DRUGS: Now, the mole. what is the mole? that thing on your face/arms? obviously not for the TiBB elite, but the downtrodden people of the world. Why do we have moles? .. Which leads to another question. HOW DO WE FIND IT?. Apparently if you have magical mayan mystica it will work. I'm not sure why either... but what i do know, is that when i inject it, i feel a sense of... oh it's too rude
ROCK AND ROLL: In other news,
Gazbo is still not admitting WHO he is, or WHERE he's from. Apparently, he's about to be assasinated and is actually a spy. Gazbo has been spotted in dark clothing telling everyone he meets that he knows people on this forum but can't admit it... What IS he? a mass murderer? a spy? Or a boy in a country somewhere? or even a girl?!
SPOTTE
Ghettosuperstar, the hotty-totty from the east end has been spotted mixing sex, drugs & rock and roll .... at the same TIME. [pictures to be updated later... it was a pretty sight, i'll say]. But then, now that ghettoprincess has joined the forum, has he finally met his match? Is the ghetto'd, about to be ghett-eed? only time will tell.
That's all for now TiBB east siders.
And who am I?
That's a secret I'll never tell.
XOXO.
