Funnily enough Oldgit, your words were eerliy similar to those uttered by OH when presented by the snake-legged one today!
I remember her also last year, on with the inimitable Paul Clarke, when he was asked to comment on Elizabeth's 60/40 revelation to Helen.
Dermot was upset, Paul was fulminating and full of concern for Helen, and
Tararaboomde-ay simpered, laughed and said:
"O well, I suppose she'll have to be spoken to".
Incisive stuff, well worth the fee. Is she ON something??
When faced with these vacuous border aristo's, I feel a touch of Madame Guillotine coming on.........knit one, purl one.............................CCCCCHHHHHHOOOPPPP P!!!!
Well, perhaps a BIT extreme!