I'm doing it myself
If the last person you kissed said they were in love with you, what would you say?
"alright mate chill out", probably
Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
it's a bright yellow jumper that I stole from my ex best friend's boyfriend at a party he had haha
What did you do last night?
homework, reading, dullll
Whats currently bothering you right now?
hungry
What are you currently hearing?
advert about sky sports
When was the last time you were outside?
about 10 minutes ago for a cigarette
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
HAHAA I WOKE UP FROM THE ALARM! YESS!
Are you afraid of the dark?
sometimes
Who did you last say I love you to?
ermmm.. russell earlier
Have a best friend?
not really. thought i did but i've realised that she doesn't listen to or care about a word i say, and she only ever sees me when she everyone else is busy.
i'd rather have a lot of good friends than one best one to be honest
What did you last eat?
flapjack at lunchtime from forfars
When is your birthday?
10th of december. get the presents ready
Who is your number one on myspace?
ermm.. my friend's cat
When is the last time you talked to number 2 on your top friends?
there isn't a number 2 on there i dont think
Did you speak to your father today?
about 10 seconds ago, yeah
What were you doing at 7am?
getting ready to leave the house
What did you do today?
colleeege. i drank soo much coffee
What is the last card game you played?
erm.. solitaire.. i'm so lonely 
Would you get drunk because it was the cool thing to do?
i'd get drunk anyway, regardless of whether it was cool or not. also, it depends on the drink and who was paying for it
Have you kissed someone in the last week?
on the cheek, a bajilion times. otherwise, nope
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
probably
When's the last time you cried?
yesterday. because my ipod wasn't playing music. and then i lifted it up and realised that the headphones were just in my ears and the bit that goes in the ipod was just dangling hahaha
Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot to you?
oohh blimey.. not really
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
nope
What would you do with a 3rd hand?
slap people and pretend it wasn't me. drink coffee outside and manage to light cigarettes at the same time. you have no idea how often i force my friends to hold my coffee haha
If you could have one type of candy every time you snapped
kinder bueno or skittles.
If you could choose a super power, what one would you choose?
i would LOVE to be able to fly
If every time you sneezed, lightning struck your ex… Would you try not to sneeze or just let it happen?
i'd sniff some pepper 
If you had a monkey’s tail, would you be more likely to hang from trees with it or use it to reach the remote control?
hang from trees deffo
If you could speak to animals, which animal would you speak to first?
my dog. then my rat. then my cat
Would you love having the ability to read minds or would you curse having the ability?
a bit of both probably. it's like when someone tells you something you dont want to know, except itd be all the time
If you could breathe fire every time you got upset, would your house still be standing?
christ no
If you had the ability to transform your appearance to look like one of your friends, would you try to hear what your best friend really thinks about you?
yeah
If you had the ability to magically **** into any room, would you bother walking through doors anymore?
no!
If you could create a delicious feast by clapping your hands, would you solve world hunger, Or would you just keep the ability secret and make food only for your family?
i'd go around the world and clap like a maniac
Would you rather have rockets for legs, or wish-granting toilet plungers for arms?
rocket legs!
If you could speak to any house-hold object what would it be?
tv. it'd talk back
If a traveling salesman gave you a hat that would make your dreams come true, would you wear the hat, if you knew that your life would go back to normal if you ever took the hat off?
yeah! but that's kinda like.. if you're in a dream you don;'t realise so you can't wake yourself up, so maybe that'd happen. and you'd suddenly wake up from a lovely world that seemed normal to you and realise someone had knocked your hat off on the bus and everything was crappy again. that'd suck
If a wizard offered you the ability to make anyone attracted to you by winking at them, would you keep the ability if you developed a nervous twitch that made you wink randomly?
yeah, think so
Would you rather have permanent electrified handshakes or permanent horrible-itch creating hugs?
handshakes. i don;t shake hands often, and i love hugs
Would you rather have the ability to run to the bathroom at the speed of light or the ability to do back flips all the way to the refrigerator?
back flips!
Would you want the ability to make everything you touch smell like lilacs?
nah
If you had the ability to fill the mouths of all annoying people with jelly, would you use it once or every time they spoke?
every siiingle time
If every time you sang, everyone around you broke into song and dance, would you sing anymore?
yeah! all the time!
Would you want amazing speed, if it meant your feet had to be constantly engulfed in painless fire?
no
If every time you yawned, flip flops rained from the sky, would you try to yawn as much as possible?
no!
Would you want a butt that could cure disease every time you mooned someone?
i guess so.
If you could make someone fall in love with you, just by telling them “Before I go anywhere I fill my shoes with Jello” Would you say it?
yeah. it's not like the wink one, because you'd definitely only say it on purpose
If you could mesmerize the opposite sex, by playing hopscotch and patty-cake, would you?
yes!
Would you rather have the ability to materialize sonic slushies with your mind or the ability jump 20 feet in the air?
i don't know what sonic slushies are *google*
oh my god slushies slushies! i wouldnt like to be able to jump that high because i only ever wear dresses and everyone woudl see everything on my way down from the jump!
If you woke up to realize that all of the dreams/nightmares you had while sleeping, had come true…would you be afraid to go to sleep after that?
yeah deffo
If thinking happy thoughts could make you fly, what would thinking sad thoughts make you do?
loads of gravity. like it'd be really hard to lift your feet. and if you were really depressed you'd be stuck to the floor
If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
money, longer hair and nicer eyelashes