If the last person you kissed said they were in love with you, what would you say?
Depends what you mean by kissed. On the cheek would be my mum, so I'd be happy... but proper-kissing, I'd be even happier.
Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
It is black & purple
it's from Primark, lol, and cost £4. Bargain.
What did you do last night?
Went to a friend's house, watched This is England, came home, internet was offline, had a bath, read, watched Family Guy.
Whats currently bothering you right now?
My niece.
What are you currently hearing?
My mum telling my niece off.
When was the last time you were outside?
I just got in...
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
"Go away" to a friend who was phoning me.
Are you afraid of the dark?
No, but I have an active imagination.
Who did you last say I love you to?
A friend called Graham, haha, he just left for Uni.
Have a best friend?
Several.
What did you last eat?
KFC
When is your birthday?
23rd Jan
Who is your number one on myspace?
Best friend called Ash.
When is the last time you talked to number 2 on your top friends?
Via text earlier.
Did you speak to your father today?
No.
What were you doing at 7am?
Sleeping.
What did you do today?
Slept, came on here briefly, went out to meet 3 friends of mine. Had dinner @ kfc with them. Saw them off @ the train station. Walked home. Came online.
What is the last card game you played?
Poker
Would you get drunk because it was the cool thing to do?
All the time.
Have you kissed someone in the last week?
Yes.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Hopefully not.
When's the last time you cried?
I got a bit teary during last night's Secret Millionaire.
Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot to you?
Yes, sadly.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yeah.
What would you do with a 3rd hand?
Amputate it. Ew.
If you could have one type of candy every time you snapped
Galaxy Minstrels.
If you could choose a super power, what one would you choose?
Telekinesis. It'd be cool
If every time you sneezed, lightning struck your ex… Would you try not to sneeze or just let it happen?
I have no exes, so sneeze it is.
If you had a monkey’s tail, would you be more likely to hang from trees with it or use it to reach the remote control?
Er...I'd be more likely to remove it tbh.
If you could speak to animals, which animal would you speak to first?
My cat.
Would you love having the ability to read minds or would you curse having the ability?
Love it
I'm nosy.
If you could breathe fire every time you got upset, would your house still be standing?
No, it really wouldn't.
If you had the ability to transform your appearance to look like one of your friends, would you try to hear what your best friend really thinks about you?
No, that'd be an invasion of privacy...we all bitch about friends to an extent. I'm happy being blissfully unaware.
If you had the ability to magically **** into any room, would you bother walking through doors anymore?
No, I wouldn't.
If you could create a delicious feast by clapping your hands, would you solve world hunger, Or would you just keep the ability secret and make food only for your family?
I cba going global. I'd just do it whenever I felt like it for whoever.
Would you rather have rockets for legs, or wish-granting toilet plungers for arms?
Wtf.
If you could speak to any house-hold object what would it be?
My tumbledrier for sure.
If a traveling salesman gave you a hat that would make your dreams come true, would you wear the hat, if you knew that your life would go back to normal if you ever took the hat off?
No, I'm not Walt Disney.
If a wizard offered you the ability to make anyone attracted to you by winking at them, would you keep the ability if you developed a nervous twitch that made you wink randomly?
LOL, yes. Random strangers fancying me ftw.
Would you rather have permanent electrified handshakes or permanent horrible-itch creating hugs?
Handshakes. I hate itches.
Would you rather have the ability to run to the bathroom at the speed of light or the ability to do back flips all the way to the refrigerator?
I'm happy with neither tbh.
Would you want the ability to make everything you touch smell like lilacs?
Noooo...that smell is boring.
If you had the ability to fill the mouths of all annoying people with jelly, would you use it once or every time they spoke?
I want some jelly
If every time you sang, everyone around you broke into song and dance, would you sing anymore?
Occasionally...everyone secretly wants a musical moment.
Would you want amazing speed, if it meant your feet had to be constantly engulfed in painless fire?
No.
If every time you yawned, flip flops rained from the sky, would you try to yawn as much as possible?
LOL, yes.
Would you want a butt that could cure disease every time you mooned someone?
No, I don't moon.
If you could make someone fall in love with you, just by telling them “Before I go anywhere I fill my shoes with Jello” Would you say it?
No. **** off with the silly hypotheses.
If you could mesmerize the opposite sex, by playing hopscotch and patty-cake, would you?
Sure.
Would you rather have the ability to materialize sonic slushies with your mind or the ability jump 20 feet in the air?
**** OFF.
If you woke up to realize that all of the dreams/nightmares you had while sleeping, had come true…would you be afraid to go to sleep after that?
I don't have many nightmares, so no.
If thinking happy thoughts could make you fly, what would thinking sad thoughts make you do?
Sleep
If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
Loadsa money, good looks & eternal youth.