[Tom4784]

Here's one my friend says, it's kinda like his trademark.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one biscuit asks the other 'hey where do you live?' the other one says 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing!'

It's amazing when he says it in real life, half the people laugh in hysterics the other half are like....Is that meant to be funny? I think it's how he says it though.