I will explain..
One of your mates at the chicken factory got you a Gorilla suit for Christmas, You thought you needed to loose weight so you went jogging in the park in it, when a man with a HUGE net captured you! You were scared and made strange noises. They put you in the back of a fan and took you to the circus, Me and Annie came to the circus for our first date and saw you! That following night you ate your way out your cage, you were hungry so you finished it off! Then when you escaped you tryed to make it big on the x factor. Not hard to understand really.