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Davina: Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. The votes have been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the third housemate to be evicted is...

Seb: Your mum.
Rochelle: You ought to be a comedian.
Seb: Funnily enough...
Linsey: I'm so nervous!
Ann: Aw don't be babe, we'll be fine.
Bob: It's pretty cold outside, make sure you wrap up warm Ann.
Ann: Oh shut up, I hope you go you berk.
Bob: I love it when you talk to me like that.
Russell: Guys shut up.

Davina:Bob! Bob you have thirty seconds to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get you!

Bob: Bye Seb, bye Rod. Catch the rest of you *****ers later.


Housemates erupt furiously at Bob, in particular, Steve gets angry. Bob nonchalantly heads for the door, and his departure is cheered by Ann, Sadie, Saskia and Steve. Bob walks up the stairs with a grin on his face, and the doors open. The crowd is heavily divided; some cheer, some boo, the result is a whirlwind of shouts. Bob waves like he's the monarch, and saunters down the stairs.

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Davina: Firstly Bob, you swore on national television, despite strict instructions not to.

Bob: Yeah sorry and all that.

Davina: Now Bob, you were evicted in the closest eviction of the series so far with just 57.1% of the vote. Your reaction's been the best we've had so far too, how does that make you feel?

Bob: I'm pleased. I can't quite believe people have kept in those two idiots, but whatever, it's better to be talked about than not talked about at all.

Davina: The press have been calling you Bob "Coke Dealer" Wheeler, after stories came out that you'd allegedly been involved in the drug dealing industry. In the house, you appeared to be something of an astute businessman too. Let's take a look at this video ...

Davina: What d'you have to say for yourself?

Bob: I don't see what's wrong with trading items in the house.

Davina: But they're for everybody Bob!

Bob: I didn't see anybody's name on it, so I took some stuff. Not really a problem is it? Plus I'm gone now, boo hoo for them.

Davina: Now you sparked one of the biggest arguments in the house so far, by telling Steve that Roddy had been bitching about him. Why?

Bob: Because I was bored. Seriously, that house is going to be boring without me there to stir things up. *cheers from crowd*

Davina: Well, I don't think anyone can argue with that. Bob, here're your best bits! ...


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Davina: So, Bob's been evicted from the house. For the first time next week, the rule of 4 will come into play, though the housemates don't know it. Just to remind any of you who are unaware of this rule - the four housemates with the highest points total next week will be up for eviction. The housemates don't know about this twist, and will vote as normal. I'll see you next week!

End of week 3.