[Red Moon]

Craig and Derek grumbled that they'd grown tired of Science playing the victim this evening.

Whining about Science's constant whining, Derek sneered, "He's like the child who didn't get anything at Christmas."

"The cousin that was never wanted," agreed Craig, who also thought Science was sort of "Oliver Twisty".

Together the pair dubbed him "Orphan Science" and wondered if the rapper foolishly believed his sob stories would melt the public's hearts.

"Well it certainly don't wash with me," Craig said firmly.

The Tory agreed he would never fall for the victim act, but Science's moaning wasn't the only bone he had to pick with the lyricist.

Recalling sitting next to Science while he was eating, Derek grimaced, "He sounds like a washing machine going!"

Now don't victimise him, Derek.

Source: Channel 4