It has been obvious from an early stage that the BB3 producers wanted Alex to win, from the time they slanted the program until the annoying little [censored] beat the wonderful Alison, and when they deliberately made the irreverently funny Spencer look bad in the week he was up against Alex.

However, Alex's relationship with Adele damaged his credibility, and Jonny went into the lead with the public.

And now?

Well last night, we had the bloody "Alexcam" showing him trying to get to sleep from midnight to 12.30, whilst we heard the muffled voices of 5 other housemates talking in the lounge. And they are bringing back the dippy actresses all saying how lovely he is on BBLB.

As Mrs Oldgit says: He looks okay if you like that sort of thing but he's just not a man, is he?