Ohh god..... its is horrid that I have laughed at these???
Anyway.... here is one of mine, well mine and Reds
When we first met we lived 100 miles from each other and we only saw one another on a Saturday night. We ever rarley made it to bed before 4 am and then didnt sleep much
Anyway........ during one of these non sleep sessions there was a very loud bang from next door followed by "oh for god sake be quiet"
I was mortified.... and the next morning had to face my neighbor.....to find that it wasnt her but her mother who was staying in the room adjacent to mine...... the neighbor found it most amusing