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Chapter 3 - Meet Mr Flamingo, you Zombie Bitch!

Ross was in the Kitchen of Sia's house. He was hammering down the numbers of Hannahh's phone number.

'Please pick up!' Ross quietly said.

'Hello? Who is it?' said Hannahh non-chalently.

'Thank God you're alive! I was worried you were killed by the gigantic zombie hoarde currently rampaging through our town and ripping us apart!'

'What are you on about? Ross Darlin' have you been licking out of date Tesco Yoghurt pots again?'

'Look outside you're window!'

'Wow, there's a lot of drunk people around. Is it St. Patrick's day?'

'NO! They're THE FRIGGIN' UNDEAD!'

'Ooooooh! So that's where the bloodcurdling screaming and sounds of misery where coming from!'

Ross Facepalmed.

'I can't believe you didn't know!'

'Well I'm sorry! I've been practising me 'Dance Wiv Me' routine and I had Eastenders in the background! The sound of death and misery is the norm there!'

'Stay where you are, I'm coming to get you. Don't answer the door unless they say the code word!'

'What's the code word?'

'Roy!'

'Okay I'll see you soon. Knock loudly though I'm watching me 60 minute makeover!'

Ross said his goodbyes and prepared to leave Sia's house.

'I'm coming with you!' Sia cried.

Before Ross could argue Sia ran upstairs, He heard rummaging upstairs. Sia ran down stairs armed with a HUGE Samurai Sword.

'Let's go hunt some Motha *****ers!' she cried! Ross Smiled and the headed out the Front door. They saw a Zombie in front of the house, Ross gripped the pink flamingo tightly.

'Meet Mr Flamingo, you Zombie Bitch!'

END OF CHAPTER 3