actually, there was this really hot guy at a party once who used to go to my school, and we were getting on really well, and then one of my ex's friends appeared and went "HANNAH REMEMBER WHEN YOU CHEATED ON MIKE WITH HIS BROTHER? HOW ARE YOU?" and then the hot guy was like "what?" and my friend started telling him all about it, and then was about to call the brother of my ex over, so I threw beer all over my ex's friend. It worked though, good night that was
