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Chapter 5 - Operation Save Hannahh from the Zombie Hoard!

60 Minute Makeover had just finished and Hannahh was getting slightly anxious. Ross still wasn't here and zombies were begining to gather in her street. She shut her curtains and went into her kitchen to make herself a plate of Celery. As she chewed her Celery she heard the backdoor open...SHE HAD FORGOT TO LOCK IT! She turned around and was faced with a zombified Melanie!

'Is that you Melanie? Sing 'I'm a little tea pot!' and give me a written sign!'

'URRRRRGHH'

Zombie Melanie swiped at Hannahh but she jumped back avoiding the attack!

'Oh I'm not having this, GET THE ***** OUT OF MY HOUSE!*

Without realising what she was doing, Hannahh ran upto the zombie and delivered a HUGE flykick! The zombie smashed against her counter, spilling blood and gore everywhere!

'Oh hell no! I just brought that from Homebase you cow!'

Hannahh grabbed her toaster and beat the zombie with it until it moved no longer. She locked the backdoor and then the kitchen. She was happy to see Ross and Sia running up her garden. Ross knocked on her door, Hannahh opened it.

'Grab a weapon and let's go! We're going back to Sia's it's safe there!' Hannahh grabbed hold of the nearest thing, a pointy Winnie the Pooh Umbrella. Over Ross' hunky shoulder she saw that Sia was in trouble!

Sia had been knocked down to the ground by a zombie! They were crowding up on her! Ross and Hannahh ran to help her but the didn't need to bother...

With a bloodcurdling scream of rage Sia leapt to her feet slicing and dicing all opposing zombies while screaming,

'AAAAAAIYYYEEEEE HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW YOU SKAGGY B*STARDS! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!'

All that was left of the zombies were bits of flesh and a pool of blood. Ross approached her.

'Sia? You REALLY scare me sometimes!'

END OF CHAPTER 5