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Originally posted by Red Moon
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Originally posted by Annie
Knowing that he has paid for sex since bein a teenager and he lost his virginity to a prostitute that his dad paid for.
Knowing all of this: I STILL WANT HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING!!
He has this thing over girls and I have no idea what it is but its good and ahhh! God. Now I cant stop thinking about it. But just one night is all I would want, just to know that I have done it. This is clearly what a lot of women want with Russell.
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Get together with your friends and dance with next to nothing on while spanking each others bottoms and put the videos on YouTube. Then set up a website, buy some whips, borrow a friends dungeon and charge £110 pounds an hour and finally contact Brands management.
There you go.... a way to attract Russell's Brands Attention.
Of course it helps to have a famous Grandfather, but you lie about that!
BTW what is so sexually attractive about Russell Brand?
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Well I already do all of that Red! Except we dont have a dungeon.. More an old farm barn but does have chains on the walls!
I myspaced him
saying that when he was next in Scotland he had to give me a call! Haha I felt like a complete loser the next day! Dont know if he would have read it though. Haha
And Russell Brand just oozes in sex! He is just so loud and opinionated and sexy and god! I dont know - everything just makes me want him so bad.
