Would
Magic please answer the white courtesy phone
Please remember bay 7 is for loading and unloading only
Would
Chewy answer the red courtesy phone
Please note bay 7 is not for unloading or unloading, that is bay 5
Would
Magic please answer the white courtesy phone
No Bay 5 is for disabled passengers, bay 7 is loading and unloading
Would
Chewy answer the red courtesy phone
No it is not, the bays were swapped last week, did you not get the memo
Would
Magic please answer the white courtesy phone
Don't go on at me, this is just because I won't have an abortion
Would
Chewy please answer the red courtesy phone
Come on, get real, with modern day techniques there is no risk at all.
Apologies to Airplane the movie 