Another thread gave me an idea of posting some local dialect
I'm a Rutland/Leicester gal but speak no'ing lik wot I shud!
Few few bits of my local tongue (no dirty remarks please

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ark at it! -listen to it. ie raining.
arseovatit - he fell over
Baleev - Yes, I believe you!
cob - roll/bap
coodya - could you
cuntya - couldn't you
me duck - my friend: "alrigh' m'duck" - "alright my friend"
e's gorra chin on - he's being grumpy
'ees gorra cobbon - he seems to be upset
frowawobbler - get mad
fippin' hell- you are shocked!
giz a gander - give me a look
mashin - brewing the tea
Mardy Arse - a person who is very upset.