I would also like to report a crime...
Time around 10pm November 9th
Scene.. the thread entitled "How to look good naked"
Particulars... Someone has stolen Magic's marbles ....
Suspiscions.... because he seems to think people will think sending in pics of flabby t*ts, strecth marks and knobbly knees will be "entertaining" for a internet forum???
Possible suspects... all those who think it may work
Further info.... Magic was last scene steeling a car in Biggleswade and making his way to the docks in order to escape the country disguised in silly specs that look like a swimmers goggles.