OH MY GOD!
Imagine Cheggers plays pop on ice????
Aaargh, too cruel!
For anyone too young to remember this classic of British TV here's a taster:
Want a reminder? CLICK HERE!!
But there again, it could be more like this:
Kate(Jane): Oh Alex, you might be an old woman, but you are definitely fit!
Alex(Chris): I'd like to agree with you Kate, but I have to say I think this colour is all wrong for me and I look dis-gust-ing!