[*mazedsalv**]

I was in class a few weeks ago in Physics, loads of people were speaking and i had to speak loudly so my friend next to me could hear, I was talking about a cake I had for break and how nice tasting it was, and I had been talking for as long as 3 mins fully and the class silenced at the one point I said something embarassing, guess what it was..... "It was like I was having an orgasm."

Everyone laughed and sir said "Do me a favour? Dont give me visuals!" My teacher is good at one liners, probably doesnt sound funny but it was at the time.