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Originally posted by Joelston
I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!
* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.
* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".
SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.
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ROFLMYCOPTER!!!! I must meet her.