Talk about hiding the van, I think the van with the men in white coats will be picking up Alex soon.

Why when they did that hide and seek thing, did alex start having at go at Jade, about going on and repeating herself. It was supposed to be a bit of fun, Alex. I don't know, when Jade said I'm going to bed someone should have put him straight. It turned what had been a laugh into an embarrassment.

The miserable sod.