[Rory]

Alright, I've got some insider info from my half-sister's fiance's best friend's aunt's first husband's daughter's husband, who has a very senior position at Endemol. Here's how Celebrity Big Brother 2009 will work.

The contestants they've apparently booked are:
- Angelina Jolie's adopted child Pax. Apparently he's doing it to "outshine Zahara and Shiloh, and the 38 other Jolie children."
- Jesus Christ. When asked about the house, he replied: "Live in me, let me live in you."
- Elvis Presley. His agent has told us that "he's been dying to appear on reality to put down the rumor that he died on a toilet; however, he feels free now that his severe case of diarrhea has finally passed after more than 30 years."
- Mitsumi Ho. A favourite in Amsterdam's Red Light District, she is "a rags to riches character that her clients (the crowd) will love!"
- Chantelle Houghton. Coming back and claiming she's now a celebrity and ready to win without any advantages, she believes she has what it takes to make it.

These are the only 5 confirmed celebrities; however, we do have word on the twist for Day 5. It will bring 3 new housemates! Apparently, in an amazing twist on Day 5, Jade Goody will re-enter the Big Brother House with her Mom and Jack!

Stick with us for more info!