[pinkmichk]

one night i got really drunk it was a cold icy night and decided to take a short cut down a dark industrial estate i was on my own and the area it was in wasnt the best of areas of town and there was only a couple of lights on the factories
i slipped on some ice and ended up doing a very good bambi impression which sobered me up pretty quick but then i couldnt get up off the floor and ended up phoning my then boyfriend to come pick me up as it wasnt all that far from his house he walked up and ended up carrying me home with my boots in one hand me in other
my legs were seriously black and blue the next morning and could hardly walk