Dear Charlene,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus and I saw you hit on My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Haven’t showered in a month and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Greetings to your frog Leonard.
Craig
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