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Old 15-12-2008, 11:24 PM #26
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Dear Ross,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose At the Elton John concert and I saw you Sit on My illegitimate child in Ghana . I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.



Go milk a cow,
Dezzy
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