is that an avatar of you trying to get to sleep .... or is it you after taking your daily "strawberry" prescription?
Seriously though about the time machine. We can have a whip round and build you one ... the " good old days" are waiting.
Look!!! Potsie from the 80's says hi
Think of it andy ...the 80's!... none of that political correctness you hate so much .. a truly golden "happy days" age.
One thing that happy days and your idea of the "good old days" has in common is that they are both fantasies.