I am really bad tonight, since 6pm I've had:
- Big bowl of pasta
- 2 pieces of chocolate log
- A trifle
- A crisps butty
- A turkey BARM
- 2 wagon wheels
- A bag of crisps
- A crunchie
- Egg on toast
and I still want food. I really want some garlic bread
I'll wake up in the morning and be about 50 stone
