[Matt]

OK, so:

Most Boring TiBB Story, 'Show' or Game
Most Controversial Member
Most Annoying Member
Most Vain Member
Most Argumentative Member
Most Sexually Frustrated Member
Least Funniest Member
Worst Forum
Most Pointless Thread
Most Likely to Wet Themself with Excitement at Seeing The First BB10 Eye Flash
Most Likely to Moan About Not Being Nominated For An Award
Most Likely to Become Famous
Most Likely to Win the Lottery but Lose Their Ticket
Biggest Britney Fanatic
Biggest Attention Seeker
Biggest Fail on TiBB
Cringeworthiest Moment
The Super Blabbermouth Award for the Most Active Poster
The Hall of Shame

How about them?

EDIT: I'm cutting the baby supermarket one - it's pretty much the same as the lottery one!