[GhettoSuperstar]

I have SO many.

One time when me and my friends were going to the cinema after an exam at school and then we saw this woman with a MAAASSIVE blonde afro in a car across the road and she was wearing sunglasses and was 'pedo-ing' us and so we were making fun of her and then she was being really pedo-y and then we were provoking her and lifting up our tops and stuff at her and she wouldn't stop staring at us so we started swearing at her and being arses to her.. Anyway she followed us as we started walking and now that I'm telling this story it sounds so crap. Haha. Went into school after exams and found out she was the new deputy head mistess. LOL.

Another time when this art teacher we hate came into the room with about 1,000 pages in her hand from the printer. And then she shouted "who printed the fish!?!" and she had pages and pages full of fish. So anyway she was blaming us and so at the end of the day we got a staple gun and stapled all the fish to her walls. And OMG the next day first thing in art was the funniest sight of seeing her walk into her classroom. I think I pissed myself.

Another time when we were going to art classes at the college of art and it was about 9pm when we got the bus but before we got on the bus this tramp emerged from the bus and was like "get on the ****ing bus" in the most hilarious voice, but he was being deadly serious.
We then sat upstairs to get away from him but he came upstairs and sat behind us and we were still laughing at this point and he kept talking to himself and was like "im getting a shag tonight like", "****ing **** ya to ****" and "ive got your cat" and "i got my period" and really really weird stuff, "ya ****ing bansheee!". And so this point we were a bit freaked out and trying not to laugh. Was so hard not to so I was crying at this point.