Bull. If that's the case then you would throw on any old thing when you wake up, regardless of your top matching with your jeans because you are who you are at the end of the day, aren't you?
Nobody has claimed to cry, just that they moisturise their face. I don't think it's wierd you choose not to, just a personal preference, nothing to really look so deep into. And it's actually really not a lot of fuss, on the count of my face not being massive ... I dab my finger in, rub it in my face and I'm done ... 60 seconds when I'm being a perfectionist.