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Old 05-01-2009, 04:08 AM #9
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out of the rubble only 2 humans were left stu and jonsep. They dusted off the rubble and destruction of a bygone earth. Jonsep ground his teeth as he looked at stu. I tiny bit of grit had found it's way between his teeth ... as he grinded his teeth in anger the grit exploded in a flavour that remined Jonsep of wet dog. "the earth!!... it it tastes like a f*k*n wet dog" growled Josep as he eyed stu."no wait..." said jonsep as he began to chirp up "OMG OMG OMG! hehe.. now it tastes of minge!"
"Right" said stu "we need to repopulate the world... any woman around", ... "ewwww, Im not a women but can I help?" said Magic emerging from an upturned skip. "Magic!.. your alive ... that makes three of us!" said jonsep "surely now we can try?... stu". "NO!" said stu waving them away and looking coldly into the sunset that seemed to herald an uncertain ( and possibly gay) future" we need a.. a... Woo-man". "Jonsep and Magic mouthed the last word silently and shrugged". Just then a powerfully confident and self assured blurr of 100% women flew through the sky and landed next to them. "Angiebabe? is... is that you?" minced Magic ... "YES pretty little girl... it is ME!" said angiebabe. " yo what's with the wings bro?" asked stu in an unconvincing american accent. After Angibabe's third double take ( that's 6 in all) she looked at stu quizzically then said "the radiation form the blast must have trigged this wired mutation .... I CAN FLY BITCHES!!!... now what was that about repopulating the world?... because check this out!!!"
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